A life time of laughter.

Inspiration - Daughtry (high 5)

Erg-hem... I hear that laughing knocks a couple of years off of a person as well as weight and lowers blood pressure (FANTASTIC PASS ME A JOKE OR 2!!)

I am lucky enough to work in an office that is constantly filled with laughter, in fact if you don't hear any laughing... well then I guess... that pretty much means everyone has gone home.

There is nothing better than the sound of laughing (unless its that kinda BOO HAHA (evil grin) kinda, sorta thing) <- (can I bracket in brackets?)  ANYWAY moving along swiftly, lately I have been laughing bucket loads and it feels soooo bleeping good man! So with this whole "good mood" thang going down I thought I would give it a shot at pointing out a couple of things that have made me laugh. ERG-HEM... oh wait... firstly wine is a crucial part of some of these moments #justsaying

• I have this friend, Agatha (name has been changed) she likes to laugh (as most people do I guess) and every so often a little or big (depends on the state) snort will pop up out of NOWHERE!! Which will only encourage more laughing but the laughing has now been directed at her. Speaking of POP up...
• The "pop up" thing is a personal joke shared amongst a few friends and I shall leave it at that BOO HAHA lol.
• I have another friend, Beatrice (name has been changed) she brought me the most entertainment recently, lets just say a lot some drinking happened and she lost pretty much everything!!! Again I guess no-one will find this funny other than me... meah!
• Gosh a child's hysterical laugh. NOTHING can beat it!
• My dog biting my feet, everyday as soon as I walk through the door... hahahahahahahahhahahahah (me preparing myself for the inevitable)
• laughing at dorky comments, random conversations, trying to mimic voices or even better trying to do an Irish accent... these are the absolute BEST!
• Bumping my funny bone. Why is it funny? What does funny feel like actually? Maybe it should be called odd feeling bone... yes, no, maybe, ag whatever I dont care!
• Drinking too much some wine and forgetting why you started laughing in the first place! Only to carry on at nothing really... Thank you girls x
• Whatsapp group chats!! Holy Ball of FIRE some of the most random conversation happen on these things. The cool strange part is you know that on the other side of the line someone is HAHAing away and smiling at their phone like a crazy person.  Don't even get me started on Voice Notes... they are the second best thing after uuum I dont know, I think I said something else was the best first.
• Dancing like a hip hop dancer on Americas got talent. No, we cannot dance like professional dancers but we will sure as anything try and ROTFL (I actually dont know why I just did that "ROTFL" thing) I could delete it but remember I'm not very good at this typing thing so deal! JOKES!
• Taking photos of people when they least expect it... BOO HAHA! man I love digital!
• Laughing at with people. Ok, whatever... laughing AT people. Some people do the most random things, they deserve a little giggle.
• Taking a walk down memory lane and remembering how dumb misguided you were at some point.
• Napoleon Dynamite...eish, who think's of the s#i%
• Being tickled eeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkk :)

I am so grateful for all the people in my life that bring a smile to my dial and make me do the super dork laugh. Never stop laughing!! No-one likes a Grumpasaurus, honey turn that frown upside down and get with the program laughing is so in this season. Don't be so damn serious!! Laugh at yourself, laugh at others, be silly, laugh your way through life everything will be ok!

Peace out home Dawgs
xxx

They did not expect a sneaky camera peeking over the door.. BOO HAHA!!

LOVE, PEACE AND HAPPINESS X

Have you ever...

So, on the drive home yesterday (after a very average day of moving stuff around the new office space) I got all deep with my life.

Deciding on how to go about this mini discussion with me, myself and hopefully an interweb filled fan base (one can only hope) was slightly challenging for my creative little mind but hey challenge accepted!!! I took some inspiration from the well known song by Incubus - Wish you were here.

Have you ever...

• sat and watched as the stars move across the night sky. I dont mean running out and having a quick look. I am talking about lying on your back glaring up and watching as the the world carries on turning. "I lay my head onto the sand. The sky resembles a back lit canopy. With holes punched in it I'm counting UFOs I signal them with my lighter And in this moment I am happy...happy". There is something about the night sky and being able to see the universe millions of miles away from where you are resting your head. Have you ever had the feeling of how insignificant we as a human race are??????

• Ran onto the beach because it excites you THAT MUCH! Taking a moment to feel the warm sea sand scrub and tickle the underneath of your feet. Lying on your back in the sand, arms spread out without saying "OH MY WORD I HATE SEA SAND ON ME"... WHY??  "I dig my toes into the sand. The ocean looks like a thousand diamonds. Strewn across a blue blanket. I lean against the wind, Pretend that I am weightless. And in this moment I am happy...happy"  Have you ever woken up far too early while on holiday in summer (the sun rises at flippen 4:45) just so you can watch the sun come up AGAIN from somewhere behind the ocean. Apparently these things are guaranteed... really?!? In fact have you ever climbed to the highest point, it could be the roof of your house, the highest point in your neighborhood just to watch the sun rise AGAIN? if you have not then why the hell not?!?

• Sang along to your favourite songs. All because you think you sing like Whitney Houston in her glory days and you just dont give a BLEEP if Micheal Bolton is not everyone's cup of tea. Why do you care what people think about your taste in AWESOME music? Surly it is them that lack the knowledge of the fantastic lyrics, great style and amazing dance moves and of course the love for music of all genres.

• Someone once asked me "Hey BoneyM, dont you feel like your life is a movie and everyone else that roams the earth are just extras?" AAH YES!! WOW life!! Why is that people read those little emotional internet card thingies about chasing their dreams and living for the now, yet they stand still too afraid of what might happen if they do take the leap, so would rather keep guessing of what could be? (Maybe I suffer from this SOMETIMES) I have taken leaps and its a hell of a lot better than standing still I can assure you. So if you are the executive produces and as I believe God is the director, why not live your life the way you want to rather than the way your "extras" think is the "right" way to play this little movie out... YOUR BLOODY MOVIE!

• Have you ever drank too much wine by mistake? 

I do the last one quite often so is it still a mistake? ANYWAY to love and leave you with the lyrics to a song by Micheal (just because i can) yes Bolton. All about dreaming and my thoughts are (because everyone cares) let your dreams be big and let your desire to reach them be bigger. I will also leave you with some fun interesting facts of this super cool dude.

PEACE AND LOVE YO x

Michael Bolton

AKA Michael Bolotin
Born: 26-Feb-1953 [1]
Birthplace: New Haven, CT
Gender: Male
Religion: Jewish - I NEVER KNEW!!
Race or Ethnicity: White
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Singer/Songwriter
Nationality: United States

Father: George Bolotin
Mother: Helen Bolotin
Brother: Orrin Bolton
Sister: Sandra
Wife: Maureen (m. 1975, div. 1990, three daughters)
Daughter: Isa
Daughter: Holly
Daughter: Taryn
Girlfriend: Cher
Girlfriend: Brooke Shields
Girlfriend: Ashley Judd
Girlfriend: Paula Barbieri
Girlfriend: Marla Maples
Girlfriend: Deborah Yates
Girlfriend: Nicollette Sheridan (broken engagement)

"Dream While You Can"

Dream little child, dream while you can
Dream my child, dream while you can
Of everything that I would dream
If I had the time, dream while you can

And fly little child, fly while you can
Fly my child, away while you can
Far out places and new born lands
Fly while you can

And be little child, be while you can
Be my child, free while you can
Anything that you wanna be
Well, it's in your hands
Be while you can

Dream little child, dream while you can
Dream my child, dream while you can
Of everything that I would dream
If I had the time, but dream while you can

Dream while you can
Fly away while you can
Be free while you can
Dream while you can, dream away
Dream away while you can

Fly away, fly away
While you can
Be free, be free
While you still can

Ooh, dream while you can
Fly away, dream while you can